An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied, "A can of peaches."
The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied "6."
The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."
At this point the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
The judge said, "What is it?"
The husband said "She also stole a can of peas."
In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. Abraham Lincoln
It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed. Theodore Roosevelt
