"Hairdog, who always posts with this disclaimer: For amusement purposes only. Do not attempt this at home. Trained driver on closed test track. Taking advice from Hairdog may be hazardous to your health or your marriage."

He he. I can just hear you saying that sotto voce really fast at the end of every post.


"Recollect me darlin, raise me to your lips, two undernourished egos, four rotating hips"

Inertia Creeps by Massive Attack