Z: My list came from my feeling of frustration for you and your situation. I didn't really think you'd use them. I agree with Ms.Nop: humor in such a situation would seem to suggest that it's not a serious problem. I think a serious statement is called for.
Hairdog, who always posts with this disclaimer: For amusement purposes only. Do not attempt this at home. Trained driver on closed test track. Taking advice from Hairdog may be hazardous to your health or your marriage.
