Top Ten Responses for Zbube to say to Ms.Z when she says something suggestive, and does the Groucho Marx Eyebrow Thingy:
10. Do you have something in your eye? 9. As if. 8. Well, that's about as likely to happen as a monkey flying out of my butt. 7. Why do you insist on maintaining the charade that we have some sort of interesting sex life? Or any type of sex life at all, for that matter? 6. Don't bother. They already know that the only exciting thing on our bed is the pattern on the sheets. 5. Why wait till we get home? Just bend over right now and brace yourself. 4. How about we try that wile thing we did last time? You remember, don't you? I'll do my duty while you consider what color to paint the ceiling. 3. Now sweetie...don't you remember the horrible thing that happened the last time you suggested something like that in front of our friends and you actually followed through? Of course you do. Germany invaded Poland (or insert your favorite historic reference from long ago.) 2. Honey, why do you insist on mentioning that in front of our friends? The mental image of us doing what you just suggested, well, they shouldn't have to live with that. 1. I'd say something, but all I can think of is Hairdog's list of things, and I don't want to sleep on the couch tonight.
