What will your first question be? 'What are your intentions with my daughter?'
He's going to be cacking himself when he gets back.
No, my only request would be that he ease up on his XW about her parenting and that he keeps a picture of her on the mantel because she is the mother of his child, if he does that, he's 'suitable'.
Of course, I have a checklist of other things but I can't get into that on here, I'd embarrass the poor man.
Still, at least with a cyber wife he can switch me off if I start nagging!