Today I was looking at Christmas Hampers because I want all our food home delivered this year (can't be bothered with the hassle of pushing a cart round a shop with millions of people all shoving me), and last orders are 1st December.
DD4 was sitting on my knee, looking too, and then she spotted the chocolates and we had this really funny convo I wanted to share!
DD4: Mummy, I want some sweeties.
Me: I haven't got any sweeties.
DD4: Well, buy some then.
Me: I'm not buying any.
DD4: Well, ask a man to buy them for us.
Me: I don't have a man.
DD4: Yes you do.
Me: No I don't. What man?
DD4: Daddy. He's your man.
Me: No he isn't.
DD4: Yes he is.
Me: He doesn't live here.
DD4: So? He's still your man.
Me: Okay then, I'll ask him to buy us some Irish coffee and some chocolate liqueurs and you a year's supply of sweeties.
Kids!!! 