I'm about half-way to a chrome-dome. Ironically, my wife likes bald, so I don't mind if the hair just hurries up and gets lost so I don't have to worry about cutting it every month or so.
The only bad thing about my receding hair-line is I'm developing that little island of hair right in the front middle. I'm thinking of letting that grow out, spiking it with a lot of hair spray and dyeing it white. I'll be Chromo-unicorn.
"Recollect me darlin, raise me to your lips, two undernourished egos, four rotating hips"
