Nothin' slips by MsNop! Did some check-behind on Ms. Chromo, eh? Brace yourself: that's the kind of thing Ms. Hdog would do.
SSM was read in its entirety by me. Given to W, who immediately went ballistic. Then, she read the part directed at HD spouses to show me all the things I was doing wrong. That was about a year and a half ago. It hasn't been touched since.