eg. chocolate body paint in the fridge, that pair of handcuffs that must have fallen out of your bag into H's car Kismet - I have to say that it did give me a huge big chuckle. Unfortunately, I won't know where to get the chocolate body paint. As for handcuffs..H could easily use my boys' toys as an excuse... I have to think harder what could be an alternative s@x toy!! Think! Think! Think! Too late to get into Ebay now for those tarty lingerie...
ow (notice she is not given caps as she is not worthy of them). Okay, from now on, I will use lower-case to refer to ow..she is of the low-class sort.
Spray your favorite perfume all over the place, his clothes, etc....lipstick on the shirts...oh go to town. Horselover - yes...I intend to go to town with my super plunging neckline dress that I bought!!! Lipstick on shirts? That won't do...he's got hired help for the laundry.
I don't know what country your or OW are from, but are there particular cultural considerations that would make her and her family ashamed if it became public that she was seeing a married man?
Is it by any chance that you, H and OW are from an Asian background??? That would bring shame on the family I think Walkingback/ KDU - Yes, H, ow and I are Chinese. And yes, it would generally be very very shameful to be going out with a married man, be a marriage-wrecker. We have loads of shameful descriptions for women like these (one example that is directly translated to English is "itchy c**t"), plus the normal English ones.. So, if I/my family were to confront ow, she will have NO face left and all fingers will be pointing to her and her family. There are tonnes of Chinese sayings that puts-down the parents too. Can't describe it in English. Think that is why H is quite frightful of me confronting her...I could go to her workplace, I could go to her house.... He he he. Actually, a girlfriend was telling me that one banker had an A with his coworker. The W found out and freaked out, went to the bank and made a whole load of noise. Got the ow fired from her job. Also, she got someone to embroider the word "shame" in Chinese character and sent it to the ow's house. The W even went to the house and announced to the neighbours. I know ow is WAITING to be with my H legally. Well, she can WAIT!!! she wants to wear a Vera Wang bridal gown? In her dreams!!!! Not gonna let her have it sooo easy.
If that's the case she may just get sick of it and bugger off evenutally .... Walkingback - Hope this would be the case! But heard from my friend that she is a strong woman that strives to get what she wants!!! So, this would be a head-to-head battle between ow and I. Unless, the "shame" of exposure is stronger... Don't know...we'll wait and see.
Whatabout and old earing poking out from under the bed on the opposite side to where H sleeps or tampons in the bathroom cupboard. KDU - Again, H has hired help. So, don't think she will discover the earring while changing the sheets. But I will take your offer of taking some tampons there.... no bathroom cupboard though... Got to think where to slip it.
just good luck this weekend Flaneur - Thanks... Good Luck is good!!! Think all of us need some good luck.
Journalling... H did text me to ask about my dizzy spells this afternoon. I texted back. Few more notti text exchanges between us. I've given up trying to read what's with my yoyo-ing H. I think the analyzing and all will drive me nuts. So, I don't do it. Maybe when I am b@tching to my friends, then some analysis comes up. So might as well be detached for the negatives, and enjoy the positives. And while enjoying the positives, hopefully I can make ow mad!
Received an email from my mentor "Man can live forty days without food, but not even forty seconds without hope". So, that is it! As long as I have hope, all will be good! Hope is one thing that I have!!!
between us. I've given up trying to read what's with my yoyo-ing H. I think the analyzing and all will drive me nuts. So, I don't do it. Maybe when I am 
