Hehehe ~ must be fun playing the OW to the ow (notice she is not given caps as she is not worthy of them).
Hee hee...this just brought back memories of Mon. I was at the drugstore after meeting with Dave. I was on the phone talking with best friend and telling her something about the exact same thing and then apparently quite loudly I said "Oh my, this makes me the ow.!" The people in line heard me, and one lady flashed me this nasty look...I started laughing..and sorry, I am my husbands ow now...he's been having an A. Everyone started laughing and smiling...phew...priceless moment.
You have a lovely time this weekend!! I'll be thinking of lovely thoughts for you!! And yes, by all means get some trashy lingerie and wear it, leave it behind worn of course somewhere she might find it!! HEE HEE!!! Spray your favorite perfume all over the place, his clothes, etc....lipstick on the shirts...oh go to town...claim what is rightfully yours!!
I am such the bad girl right now...I should shush up!!