Oh Hairy, your wife is all bark and only superficial bites. She is SO a chick! I wish I could be invisible in your house for one week and tally down all the things she does and says that are like any other woman out there. She is exactly what she most fears--an ordinary woman. Sure her politics may differ from others' but her behavior (push/pull, fish for compliments, test you to see if you're still attracted to her, etc) are pretty commonplace.
