A couple settle into their honeymoon suite at the end of the big day. As they are getting undressed, the H takes his pants off and hands them to his new bride and says, here put these on. She says but dear H, the waist is far too big for my petite frame, they'll never stay on. He insists, so she pulls them on, then stands up and they immediately fall to the floor. He again tells her to put them on, and she does starting to cry. Of course they fall to the floor again, and he tells her yet again to try wearing the pants. After the third time, he says to her, now just remember who wears the pants in this family. She picks up her clothes and locks herself in the bathroom for a good sob. Two hours later, she comes out of the bathroom wearing flannel pajamas and hands her new groom her tiny panties. "Put these on, dear H" she says. He says but they won't fit. "Put them on", she insists. So he pulls them over his feet and gets them about to his knees before they just won't go any further. "This is as far as they go, my sweet". No, you can try harder than that, put them on. So he pulls harder until he hears a ripping sound, and she's now yelling at him to put on her pants but DON'T rip them. He finally says "look, there is no F&%#in way I'm going to get into your panties." SHe says....That's right! and it's going to stay that way until you have a major change of attitude. Ba dum bum.
