I've been having a great deal of inuendo problems in speach.
For example:
    There is a wash in a path to one of the paddocks. With walkie-talkies H calls out the fact that the wash is worse since today's rain. I'm the one that handles the front end loader on the tractor better. So-- I get this guilt trip for not repairing it this past week-end.


But it JUST WAS! The wash is worse.

I don't know why it was said. It just is.

I realize this was not your intent when it was said; but, its a way it can be sucessfully used.

Pity me that the heart is slow to learn What the swift mind beholds at every turn. Edna St. Vincent Millay