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Chrome: I would like to just personally say that I am SOOOO attracted to BF that it would never end. I don't know what you gals are biatching about. He's the best.
Stigmata: I guess what I'm trying to say is... BF, if you get that D will you marry me? LOL. At least YOU can look past all the sparkly diamonds in my ring offer for a much deeper significance it would seem.


Ooooh! Count me in, too!!!
Strong men make me HOTT!

Sheesh.

BF: The only issue I have with you is your somewhat cryptic analysis of people's situations...made even more cryptic by your creative spelling and grammar choices. But I am able to get past all that and get your meaning. I have to tell you, though, that I laughed when I first read your signature in which you said you were a "word nazi." I couldn't help but think, "that would explain why the nazis lost the war, I guess." Then I figured out what you really meant.

But I keed! (And this, by the way, is a reference to Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog, not to Eminem's song in which he references Triumph.)

Keep it coming, bf. It's good to have you around.

Hairdog, who doesn't get the whole window pane philosophy, but who knows that Ms. HDog's window would be friggin' spotless.