You made me laugh. I hope it made Hopeful laugh too.
Hope....I know how bad days like that are. I have had them before. It seems when one thing goes wrong the whole day is a mess. When it rains it pours!!! Sometimes I feel like my life is one major rain storm anymore. I hope your evening turns out better. I don't know if you have ever seen the "Calgon" comercials but I wish sometimes they were true. I would love for Calgon to take me away. If I had the extra money to spend I would go away for a weekend. I feel the need for it right now. I just want to get away from home and all the memories and everything.
If things don't get better for you tonight just leave everything that isn't important until tomorrow. I am going to pray for you to have a better afternoon.