What do you mean, IF? LOL. I'm already thinking about whether I will learn script writing or find a talented script writer to do it for me.

As I told Andy, I've already bought my dress for the premere
It's hanging in my wardrobe, waiting for the event!
He thought I was crazy, but never mind


I'd quite like Penelope Cruz to play me as she was really good as that Greek girl in Captain Correlli's Mandolin - I thought she pulled off the role really well.

Andy fancies Kate Winslet so he'd probably love it if she played me, but they'd have to die her hair really dark brown/black or it wouldn't work, LOL. Also, as she is now 29 and looks it, I'm not sure she'd be able to do the earlier scenes (it starts when I'm 16) but I suppose they could make her look 16 with a make up artist.

As for Andy, I don't know. I think Olivier Martinez is a sex God but he's French so that wouldn't work with his accent

Colin Farrell and Aden Young are both quite good looking, although they'd have to dye Colin's hair as I think he is blonde naturally and Andy is dark

Jo.