Quote: I know he had a blank spot in his day because one of his appts moved to Tuesday, he's stuffed, it's OW's birthday, he wanted to know where I was and even called to find out. H and OW had lunch together, which is why he's stuffed.
Now you know I love you but, CUT THAT SH^T OUT!
And...
A) Do NOT open the phone bill
B) JUMP HIM! If he recoils in horror, laugh in his face! I mean it. You can go off and cry later if you need to, but I am thinking that if you need a hug and kiss, take them but don't ask for them.