Yesterday, I narrowly avoided the bullet from a hitman's gun which instead struck a co-worker. The smell of bitter almonds alerted me at the last minute to the cyanide in my coffee this morning. Later, while I lounged in the tub, a toaster flew out of nowhere and landed in the tub with me. Fortunately the toaster came unplugged just before it hit the water.
These things that keep happening our really weird. I sat an analyzed and decided it's my wife's doing. She must really love me to try to get my attention in such dramatic fashion. I think I'm ready to move over to piecing.
In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. Abraham Lincoln
It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed. Theodore Roosevelt
