Before I answer everyone else's dreams, I had one of my own last night.

I saw these angels (I prayed to the archangels on Christmas Day when Andy was upsetting me) and they were smiling at me.

Then I saw this tiger except it was red instead of the usual colour.

Then I was in this waiting room of a hospital and there were loads of brightly coloured flowers around and lavender and I picked one to smell the fragrance. Waiting around with me were all these women and loads of babies, crawling all over the tables/chairs and one of the women had a foreign accent.

Then this nurse called me through to this medical room and gave me this bag full of egg donation stuff. I went out and tipped all these drugs and syringes out all over the table and read this leaflet which said that I had to inject intramuscular and I complained to the nurse about it. She showed me through to a doctor and I had an argument with him about how I wasn't injecting myself intramuscularly, only subcutaneously.

Doctor agreed and showed me how it's done and I saw the drug coming out of the needle.

Then there were cats everywhere and in particular, one cat who had a really long tail.

Then I woke up. Oh God help me

Of course we all know what this means, don't we!?

The angels are a direct answer to my prayer on Christmas Day. They were letting me know they heard me. I guess it takes a few days for God to process requests!

The tiger is feminine sexuality and the red colour is sex.

Flowers are love and joy.

Lavender is pleasure with the opposite sex.

Babies - love and joy.

Foreign accents - I will hear news from someone at a distance or from someone who lives far away.

Nurse - Marriage (!!!!!!!?????????).

Doctor - my spiritual healer. Improvement in my circumstances.

Argument - the opposite, harmony.

Syringe - Penis, sex.

Drugs - Semen. Orgasm.

Injecting - sex.

Cats - my intuition.

Cat's tail - Domestic happiness.


To let you in on the details of my Christmas prayer I said, 'Dear Angels Michael, Gabriel, Uriel and Raphael, please put an end to this suffering and allow love into my life, even if it isn't Andy. I want a husband and a family I can love, and if it's meant to be Andy, then let him realise and commit to a marriage, otherwise please can I have another family I can be part of as I am about to die of loneliness after 4 years on my own. If it's not meant to be with my own family, please send someone else. Your humble servant, Joanna' - those were the exact words of my prayer.

So this dream either means that Andy will come to his senses (unlikely) or I will fall in love with a foreign guy

Oh well, I'll leave it up to the guy upstairs!