Well, Hairy is Jewish, but I've never gotten the impression that he's uptight at all. In fact, I have always found myself drawn to his posts because he reminds me so much of my funny H.

Who is, now that I think about it, uptight. LOL

No seriously now, I can't see Hairy being uptight. In fact, I think that a little more uptightness and hyper-responsibility might be a good addition to his personality--and mine.