Hairdog, I saw this and thought of your sitch (dunno why):
A married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor. The husband asks, "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?"
"Yes" she replies, "He's my ex-husband, and has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."
"That's remarkable" her husband replies, "I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long."
Services will be held for Husband #2 at 2:30 p.m. Saturday at Forever Green Mortuary.
