"No I haven't had a caramel martini but I love apple martinis. You could combine the two and make a caramel apple martini! Perfect for Halloween." Never thought of that. I wonder if the flavors would mix well.
"Most people expect you to get over it, deal with it, accept it, whatever. F-That! Easier said than done." That is one of the things I hate about talking with most people. I do have a good friend/colleague but he just takes a hammer to everything, relationship issues included.
"I'm sure you don't want to lose that friend but what are you going to do about the OW connection?" Don't know. We haven't actually talked much this week. But we tend to do that. Go for long stretches with no convo, then there will be about 100 emails in one week.
"You need to find some outlet for this I would think. How about massage or something? Probably don't have that in your small town but somewhere nearby maybe?" I've actually been looking into it as a gift for my wife. I've never really had a massage. The wife doesn't give them to me.
"I'm sending plenty of cyber hugs in the meantime (I know, they suck) but that's what happens when you live thousands of miles away." Aw shucks. Thanks. They don't suck. They're not going to cure the longing for touch, but the thought is nice. Its the first hug I've had in awhile.
"Never had fried catfish but I think I would like it. I like to try new things." If you take any advice that I give you, take this. Avoid the fried catfish. Anyone who has had real seafood would barf over that stuff. Yucko!
"You have been SO helpful to me. You're the best!!" For the second time in this email, aw shucks. Thanks.
"I know it's hardly a consolation but there is someone in this world (ME ) who values you so much. I've never found a "real" friend on the internet before so this is all new to me, but I feel like we really are friends. It's so strange. I wonder what you are doing and how you are feeling during the day and stuff. It's so funny to actually care about someone you only know through the computer screen. But I do!! Don't forget it!"
Man that really touches my heart. It is no small consolation to me. I do feel a frienship to you as well. I feel that you care for me in the words that you say, I hope you do too. I hope we can help each other through these troubled times. Thanks for being there for me. Knowing that someone does care for me helps keep me from going insane, which gives me a chance to make things work with the W. How much do you charge per hour for counseling again?
"Recollect me darlin, raise me to your lips, two undernourished egos, four rotating hips"
