As ironic and amusing as I find what it is that you do, I'm more interested in finding out what you are doing to be a better wife.
Other than the hot sex you mean? Well, he wants more words of affirmation so I am making a true effort to do that. Also, I think he would like it if I did more acts of service around the house. That one is so not me so I am struggling but I guess I should be getting out of my comfort zone more. I'll try.
He really brings you coffee and a muffin every morning? We take turns you big stinker. Get off my case! Spoiled brat. Do I have roll around on the floor right now and have a temper tantrum. Don't make me hold my breath!
Any suprises for him when he gets home with your Keane autograph? Wellll....He has been very generous in the "oral pleasures" department with me to I think I'll return the favor