Thats not exactly what I meant by opening up. As ironic and amusing as I find what it is that you do, I'm more interested in finding out what you are doing to be a better wife.
Perfect as you are and even though its all your H's fault, as Rob Bass says .....It takes Two to make a thing go right....
He really brings you coffee and a muffin every morning?
Man I would unceremoniously roll your A$$ out of bed in the morning and send you for them. No wonder you are discontent. Spoiled brat. Your completely unfullfilled as a woman. Man I want to smack the wuss out of him too now.
Sheesh woman get cracking and stop letting him give to you what he wants you to give to him.
You want him to speak your LL so speak his to him.
Any suprises for him when he gets home with your Keane autograph?