DD4 was jumping off her child's chair right into my face and she accidently hit her face into mine, so I told her not to do that. She carried on doing it and nearly hit me again so I said (loudly) 'stop it'. She shouted right back 'If you don't stop shouting at me, I'm not doing anymore housework ever!'
I burst out laughing as she's 3 years old and doesn't do housework. I said 'DD4, you don't do any housework, you're a kid.' She said 'Yes I do, I put clothes in the washing machine and I wash the cupboards.' (It's true, she does help me put clothes in the washer and when I am washing the dishes, she asks to do it but I won't let her in case she breaks my china so I give her a cloth sometimes, with washing up liquid on it, and tell her to wash the cupboard doors! ).
I said 'Of course you do, DD4, I forgot about that, you're very good at washing the cupboards.' She was still mad at me, though, and got her toy vaccum cleaner and said 'If you don't let me jump, I will run you over with my vaccum cleaner.' Oh, I laughed even more at this (it reminded me of her dad trying to run me over when he was mad, LOL). I said 'DD4, that isn't very kind to me.' She carried on shouting so I said 'Please stop going on, DD4.'
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