Quote: H: I'd like to go out Saturday night. W: As long as it's free.
Um... That's a joke, right? She didn't really say (and mean) "as long as it's free.."?
You guys are both lawyers, right? You can't be poor.... What the hell is wrong with her? (don't answer, rhetorical question...)
I say you go out saturday night by yourself, have some food and a few beers to celebrate. Bring along a male friend for company, if one is available. Don't even tell your wife you're going, just get up and walk out the door. Wear body armor, upon your return.
