Why would I leave the board? I'm still in a SSM, I'm getting a raise for the exemplary work I'm (not) doing, and y'all are some of the best friends (and free entertainment) around.
Even if my W miraculously joined me on the dark side of the force (or is this the bright side?) and we ruled the galaxy, it would behoove me to stay and be an example for the CeMarians among us.
