Way to freakin' go, you big ol' hairy puppy doggie!!! Yay, hd, ESQUIRE!! I'm positive you are one formidable legal eagle!!

Your wife's comment would be hilarious if it weren't so pathetic. To wit: you're happy about something good that happened to you. She's (as usual) tired from her enormously stressful day/week/life. So she gets mad because you don't shove your good mood to the back burner and get down in the dumps with her. <shaking head>

But that doesn't change the indisputable fact that you are one cool dude! I say put together a party of people to go out to celebrate and don't invite her: "I know you're tired, honey, so I won't ask you to get up and get dressed and go out. I've invited several other people, so don't worry that I won't have a good time." Sorry... my fantasy engine is working overtime these days...