Quote: I have had to learn how to sip tea daintily and argue without arguing, and the art of not throwing plates when angry
O my gosh!
Maybe you need to switch to paper plates. They don't cost as much, don't hurt as much when you hit someone, don't make that loud crashing sound (some people throw plates just for the sounds they make breaking, no joke) and they are easier to pick up, not as many pieces.
jill looks cute playinf topless table tennis. She is just tall enough not to hit her head on the ceiling when she stands on the table Me, I am 6'4" tall and look awkward having to bend down 16".