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If a woman asks me if 'these pants make my butt look FAT', I tell her straight away--Its not the pants.




LOLOL

Oh man, this is hilarious.

I am not a Does this make me look fat woman, either. I have a pretty good eye (better than my H's, I'm sure) at knowing whether something looks good on me or not. I mean, if ya gotta ask.......you pretty much already know the answer.

My H is a total crackup and that's something he'd say, Blackie. Of course, he'd be going for the joke, but he's not adverse to making me the butt of the joke if it's especially funny. This doesn't bother me and many times him and I have cracked up over just such a comment.

Once when I was pregnant, he held up a pair of my white maternity underwear and asked if I cut the sleeves off his t-shirt. I said no, why? He said (holding up the drawers) Well here is my t-shirt but there aren't any sleeves! and then proceeded to crack up. (cause my drawers were so big--as all maternity undies are)
Jerk.