My W is the Mona Lisa too. She didn't have a scratch on it though. I came home and found a big piece of Sh*t on it. It was smelling and corn like. When I tried to wash it off, some of the paint came off with it. The sh*t is still there, the painting still smells...and some of the paint is gone. I didn't throw it away...I put it in the garage. Hopefully when the sh*t dries and flakes off, I can bring ol Mona back in the house. She'll be duller but she'll be home.

Did I go too far on that one?

Ok....we'll use the organ one instead