Can't make any suggestion regarding the job situation, because that would be trying to fix something. So we hear you and understand T. Good luck with the job sitch. Hope it all turns out (if I was going to suggest or otherwise try to fix I would suggest going with the job that will make you happiest and make it easiest on your life).

Oh, you say you accidentally cut your carotid artery? Sorry to hear that. Good luck with that.

Is that the kind of not "Mr. Fix-it" that women want?

W

In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
Abraham Lincoln

It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed.
Theodore Roosevelt