Hey, Gremlin. If you think your W might be coming on the board and reading your posts, you might want to tone down the sarcasm a bit. I know that if my W read the "CPR" or "alien" comments, she would think that was pretty critical of her, and would not take to such criticism kindly.
But, if you're using this board as a venting exercise (which we have almost all done, from time to time), then go for it. I just think that, having told your W about it, the board is not an altogether anonymous forum for you anymore.