Quote: Speaking of the dog... when he interacts (is it really interaction if all the dog does is look adoringly at him?) with the dog, he says stuff like, "Buddy is the BEST dog in the world.. he's the smartest, the prettiest, the cutest." Well, dammit, I'd like him to be saying that I'M the smartest, prettiest, cutest...
Perhaps if all you did was look adoringly at him... ?
