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Men are like..... Government bonds. They take so long to mature



I saw this and just had to make up my own in response. Women are like high yield bonds. They mature quickly, but before long they're just junk.

In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
Abraham Lincoln

It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed.
Theodore Roosevelt