Quote: -Who, since he isn't quite handy or handsome, has come to the conclusion that is why he's not getting laid on a reliable schedule
Neither is Red Green, but I'll bet he doesn't have any problem getting women to notice him. Oysters schmoysters, laughter is one of most powerful aphrodiasiacs known to woman.
I don't mind the sun sometime
The images it shows
I can taste you on my lips
And smell you in my clothes
Cinnamon and Sugar
And softly spoken lies
You never know just how you look
Through someone elses eyes
BHS-"Pepper"