Hey Paul, I just had a great idea. Buy some cheap clothing racks, or, better yet, just hang clotheslines from the rafters in your basement. While she is out of town, hang up all of her clothes. Put all her shoes in a big cardboard box. Put all her belts in another cardboard box. Put all this stuff next to her clothes in the basement. When she comes home, tell her you did some major renovation while she was gone, and than she now has a walk-in closet.
Oh, and when she goes down to investigate, lock the basement door.
Oh, and make sure she doesn't have her cellphone with her.
