Get the RO removed. Have her evicted from your house. This is incredibly ridiculous and I can't even imagine from what you said why she did it.
That was the harsh answer. Perhaps the right answer is to laugh this off, but get the RO removed on the basis of it being stupid and obtained under false pretenses.
Look on the bright side Gabe, she's given you every reason to detach. Now you can more completely focus on yourself and your S. That's good news. Make sure when you see her from 100 feet away that you smile.
In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. Abraham Lincoln
It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed. Theodore Roosevelt
