Part of me wants to smack him upside the head with my really big frying pan. What the heck does it take to get through his thick skull?
Another part of me thinks the clever interpretation of "no contact" is so outrageous that it doesn't deserve discussion. Just turn around and walk away from those childish attempts at explaining and redefining things. Reward positive nehavior and ingnore bad behavior. Don't engage in arguing about non-negotiables. "We made an agreement in T and I'd rather discuss it there." Give him a chance to get over his guilt and apologize on his own without forcing him into defensive mode.
Whatever I'm saying is clouded by all that smoke coming out of my ears. You probably already knew that.
Thwack, thwack, thwack, S! This is not a skewed cherry!
