1. I promise to close my eyes. 2. I promise not to be blinded by your beauty. 3. And your point is...? 4. Not with the paper bag over your head. 5. But with Viagra, I'll still be able to keep my erection! 6. That's okay. I may be able to see you, but I'll be thinking of Raquel Welch (or Bo Derek, or Shelley Winters, or insert your favorite fantasy here). 7. Not if I look in the mirror, Countess Dracula. 8. That's the whole idea...otherwise, the camera won't have sufficient light. 9. Yes, it's daytime and I'll be able to see you. Would you rather wait until nighttime, when I won't be able to see you as well, you'll be asleep, and I'd do it anally, like every other night? 10. The question shouldn't be whether or not I can see you. The question should be whether I can still smell you, and, oh yeah, no difficulty there.
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Quote: "I'm just not interested"
1. I know you're not interesting. Oh, you said, 'interested.' Ooops. 2. Well, to be honest, I wasn't all that interested in cleaning for two hours, but I got down on all fours and did it for you. Now it's my turn. 3. I see the lips moving, but all I hear is "blah blah blah." 4. That's what the goat said last week, but she ended up enjoying it. You will too. 5. And I'm not interested in hearing your lame excuses. 6. Your mouth is saying "I'm not interested" but your body is saying "take me, I'm yours!" 7. How about if we do it doggie style, so you won't have to miss your favorite TV show?
Okay, I'm spent. Sorry for any excuses that cross the line into misogyny. I was just trying to keep GS amused.
