Quote: For the HD person, it's like "live life to the fullest - I want to run around the house naked and play with chocolate frosting..."
To this, my W would likely say any or all of the following: 1. That's just sick! 2. ...and wasteful! 3. ...and messy! 4. ...and fattening! 5. ...and you have to use it to frost the cupcakes you're going to make for DD4's treat day tomorrow, for 25 kids, that I didn't tell you that you had to do until just now! 6. ...and tongues are icky! 7. ...and that's abnormal! Married people of our age just do not do those sorts of things! 8. ...and using frosting on my body is a desecration, and symbolizes men's objectification of women's bodies! 9. ...and asking me to spread frosting on your body clearly indicates your chauvinistic desire to force me into the traditional woman's role of mistress of the kitchen! 10. ...and there are starving children in Africa! 11. ...stop pressuring me!
Phew!
I just wrote those in about 3 minutes! Must need to get some aggression out this morning. You know, that typical male aggression, driven by testosterone, the poison.
