My H suffers from the exact same delusion. When I mention the lack of kissing he says he kisses me "all the time." That means hello and good-by and good-night most of the time. I mean - quality kisses of which there are 0 unless we are ML. My H is convinced that he grabs my @ss "all the time" too. I think we need a digital scoreboard. Then they can get points when they actually do those things.
