Oooh, even more text messages

He text back, 'I bet she enjoyed that. I am having a rare moment of quiet all to myself.'

I text 'That's nice. How's your stomach bug?'

He text, 'fine, all better now. How come you had kids round, then?'

So I told him they all invited themselves in and I got drenched getting these kids bikes off the road in the rain.

Honestly. This man wants EX-OW1, OW2 and Wife 1 - I am starting to find this amusing