Do your ears hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them is a bow? Can you throw them o're your shoulder like a continental soldier? Do your ears hang low?
Do your ears stick out, can you waggle them about? Can you flap them up and down as you fly around the town? Can you shut them up for sure when you hear an awful bore? Do your ears stick out?
Do your ears stand high, do they reach up to the sky? Do they droop when they're wet, do they stand up when they're dry? Can you semaphore your neighbor with the minimum of labor? Do your ears stand high?
Do your ears flip flop, can you use them for a mop? Are they stringy at the bottom, are they curly at the top? Can you use them for a swatter, can you use them for a blotter? Do your ears flip flop?
Do your ears stretch wide, do they flap from side to side? Do they wave in the breeze from the slightest little sneeze? Can you soar above the nation with a feeling of elation? Do your ears stretch wide?
