I mean, come on. A pirate's voice? That's hilarious.
I would want to air this topic in C today, if I were you. Now you: can't actually have sex, you can't give her affection, you can't make innuendos and, furthermore, all of this is on some invisible timeline in which she is allegedly working towards allowing some or all of it.
I think you need to see some PROGRESS brutha man!
To get the silent treatment for hours because of a pirate joke is bizarre.
At any rate, your descriptions of WI sound so lovely! It's never been a place I was dying to see but you are quite the salesman. I'm glad it was a good vacation, otherwise.
Seriously she needs to lighten UP!
Was she always like this?
I have a hard time picturing you being irresistably drawn to such a stern taskmaster.
