JV,

OK, I know it's only Wednesday night but...this weekend you'd better have a f'ing BLAST! Girls night out (even if they are married girls) should be fun. Don't hold anything back. Have a few "pops". Dance your ass off. Flirt like hell. JUST HAVE FUN.

So help me, if I read anything about you feeling bad because of your H this weekend, I will jump in my Pathfinder, drive up to the greater Sacramento area and find you. When I do, I will put you in Time Out, that's right, sitting on a little stool parked in a corner of your living room facing the wall!

Don't think I wont...

Have a TREMENDOUS weekend. I'm actually a little bit jealous.

DMF (Don't doubt me...)