Quote: Naughty nighties don't do half as much for me what the feel of naked skin against my body does.
The thing about naughty nighties is that you put them on briefly so you can take them OFF!
This reminds me of an exchange from the TV series "Golden Girls" from a few years ago. Blanche, the slutty one, came in the living room wearing a new dress for her date that night. She said to Sophia (the oldest one, Dorothy's mom), "How do you like my new dress?" Sophia replied, "What difference does it make? In an hour it'll be lying crumpled on the floor next to a half-empty bottle of Jack Daniel's."