I had a V to keep from getting W pregnant. That, coupled with the fact that we only have genital contact about three times a year has certainly spiced thing up.
Cough, cough.
Oh, and using Viagra when you don't have "erectile issues"? As quoted by Charlie Sheen in "Two and Half Men": "It's kind of like corking the bat."
One stupid Viagra joke. At the local nursing home, they give the male patients a glass of warm milk and a Viagra before bed each night. The milk is to help them go to sleep. The Viagra is to keep them from rolling out of bed.
