I gotta say I'm dead curious about your kinky suggestion. If you were my real-life friend I'd ply it out of you over coffee and chocolate.
BTW: You kind of freaked me out with your comment about Hank on GEL's thread. It was like you made me realize that Hank really is just a figment of my imagination and therefore a part of me and therefore I am my own ideal lover. How narcissistic is that
On the topic of complete fantasy escapism. As I mentioned before, I had had a couple drinks before my last fight with Mr.W. At one point during the fight I was lying on the bed and I said "I would like it if I had a husband who would just hold me sometimes." and I curled my body as though Hank in his current burly lumberjack mode was actually in the bed to curl into. Stunned would be the best word to describe the look on Mr.W's face.
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver