I gotta say you are definitely more HD than me if you can feel horny in the stirrups. I wonder if sex sometimes feels like the stirrups to LDW? There should be a word that describes the sexual arousal brain haze that makes activities or body parts that might be unappealing in some other context seem really appealing once that switch is flipped. For instance, men will risk death by cancer in order to avoid regular prostate exams yet the "Bend Over Boyfriend" dvd is one of the top selling products on the Good Vibrations website.
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver